CHUBBIES CHUBBIES CHUBBIES.

• Shorts that will show off those QUADZILLAS (Guys who wear Chubbies never skip leg day).
• Shorts that George Washington would’ve worn while floating down the Delaware (‘Merica).
• Shorts that defeat the purpose of wearing pants (Who wears pants anyways).
• Cargo shorts (I think I just threw up).
• Shorts that don’t make you THAT guy (Nobody wants to be that guy).
• Shorts that Chuck Norris approves of.
• Shorts that make frat dudes even more frat so they can frat snap while being frat (please never use frat that many times in one sentence).
• Shorts that make girls jealous of your legs (Because you never skip leg day).
• Shorts that the NBA wish they would’ve patented in the 80’s.
• Shorts that make girls want to talk to you at Georgia Tech (This is rare).

Sky’s Out Thighs Out. Chubster Nation.

Peace. Stay Frosty.